Sunday, 7 February 2010

Beware you liberal hearts

WITH David Ford such a hot tip for the post of justice supremo we must caution all who think that his liberal credentials are sound.

The late lamented Portadown News used to have a feature entitled ‘Separated At Birth’. There once adorned the web pages a picture of David Ford, beside a snapshot of Ming The Merciless.’

Readers, can these twins swap identity without our knowledge? Will David ‘Merciless’ Ford sweep into the NI Executive immediately demanding the bones of Flash Gordon be strewn across Stormont’s steps. Will offenders be ordered to toil in the dilithium mines?

Or will they be asked in for a cuppa and a stern talking to?

The electorate deserves an answer!

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