Monday 30 July 2012

Warning – Armed Minister

CRITICS be warned – Health Minister Edwin Poots has a gun and ain’t afraid to use it. Yes, the Minister for Health, Social Service and Public Safety took up arms to fire his shotgun in the air to warn off intruders.

Given the spate of rustling and theft of farm machinery, this was no doubt justified. However, had he aimed his weapon and achieved a hit with the buckshot then he could have called an ambulance and called the A&E department warning them to fast track the case.

But we believe that Minister Poots actions could set a new precedent for arming our Ministers. While this may make a certain tubby radio presenter a little bit nervous, it would also make meeting ministers interesting. “Yes, Minister for Social Development we do want more funding….Hold on! Is the safety catch off that shotgun!”

Perhaps more interestingly it would make sure that civil servants would be a little more respectful of their ministers. “Yes, Minister, now if you’ll lower that shotgun I’ll make sure the work is actually done this time.”

On a more serious note, it does highlight the issue that gun control is being reviewed in Northern Ireland, and given the events in Aurora, Colorado last week, we can be thankful that even a Minister has to make sure he has the appropriate approvals and controls on owning a weapon; otherwise who knows what may face farmers when rustlers appear.

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