IT used to be the old Conservative and Unionist party. But to be a Tory in this part of the union can be a little confusing.
Rewind a couple of years and the UUP/Tory project was seen to be building a wee bit of steam ahead of the European election. Then came the general election debacle.
Then came the recriminations, and then came the discussion over Assembly candidates and just who is standing for whom?
With the UUP shedding and suspending members, and the Tories here suddenly finding themselves seemingly cut adrift from a Conservative HQ that sometimes misses the nuanced paranoia of Northern Ireland politics.
The local Conservative Party chairman, Irwin Armstrong has resigned – no doubt in exasperation.
We recommend that every time David Cameron doubts the wisdom of coalition with the Liberal Democrats he can cast a wistful eye across to Norn Iron and sigh gladly that even the students are easier to handle than the Norn Iron political classes.